love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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