Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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