Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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