In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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