Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
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Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.