TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?