So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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