She just used a chaser for red wine.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
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Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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