How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis