so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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