I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
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Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.