hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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