no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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