It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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