? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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