Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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