Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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