omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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