Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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