i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
two words...techno handjob
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
