I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
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Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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