at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
Randomize