He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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