I got chris browned last night
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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