I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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