She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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