You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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