he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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