You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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