im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
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Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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