It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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