is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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