And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
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i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
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I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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