It's like God shit irony all over that family
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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