I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
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To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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