I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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