Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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