we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Where did you get a picture of my penis
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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