omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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