Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Randomize
