Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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