so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
