And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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