woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
