R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Yo dont text me then not text me
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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