Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm determined to sit on that face.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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