So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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