i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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