Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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