I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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