guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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