You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
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If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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