He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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