We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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