my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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